My Conversation With the Sky
Once I walked up to Sky and said, "Hi, Sky. What are you doing?"
"Oh, just hanging around. It is rather boring," said the Sky.
"One thing, Sky. I thought you couldn't fly. Is it still true?"
"Definitely. Why do you ask such stupid questions?"
"Well, I hate to ask this next question, but if that is true, how do you
stay up there?"
The Sky didn't answer, because he was falling down to earth!
Lisa Jill Braun